While the human's away.....

If you're expecting me to say "The cat will play", you're wrong. What I WILL say: The cat will sleep.
There. Suprise of the day.

Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me

The wisdom of my hero, Garfield, is a beautiful thing.

Oh. And then there's me. I'm Sargeant Tibbs Christopher Malone. Call me Tibbs. Everyone does. Either that or Fatty. But that's impolite.

This is a picture of one of my favorite people.......ME.

I was born in Japan, but I moved to the USA with my family a few years ago. So I understand "NO!" in two languages. Not many cats can say that. But then again, cats usually aren't too chatty.

Likes:
-Cat Food
-Naps
-Peanut Butter
-CATNIP
-Naps
-Scratches behind the ears
-Naps
-Soft blankets
-My humans (sometimes)
-Oh, did I mention naps?

Dislikes:
-Loud noises
-Those bothersome kittens
-Big dogs
-Medium dogs
-Little dogs
-Guinea pigs
-Late nights
-Angry humans
-Claw Clipping Day
-Baths
-People food (besides peanut butter)

This'll hold you while I sleep.