My Own Vacation. (By Me)

My humans decided to take a little mini vacation this weekend. WITHOUT ME. They don't bring me anyway, but it would be considerate to rescue me from those kittens once in a while.

So I've decided to plan my own vacation in a few easy steps:
1. Shred a piece of furniture beyond all recognition.
2. Put a magazine ad of Ikea next to Mom's coffee maker.
3. When the family goes to Ikea, hitchhike.
4. After arrival, sneak off to the bed section.
5. Find the model beds.
6. Hide under the covers and sleep.
7. When caught, escape and find family. (They wouldn't DARE leave without me!)
8. Go home.
9. Eat.
10. Sleep.

Now, for a good time to put the plan into action.......

Although this is NOT Ikea, it will do for now.