Hello, me fans. I know that each day, you wanted to bask in my presence, but I haven't been on here in a while. You haven't missed much. Mostly my sleeping habits. And my eating is a glorious thing to behold, if you care to witness it.
My people are letting me go outside. IN THE COLD. AND THE FILTH. But it's fresh air that doesn't reek of human, guinea pig, and kitten. It's a start.
So that hulking,spiky....thing. You know the ones with all the colored lights? Yeah. That's up again. I can't touch it, or the people will spray me with something they fondly call "The Punisher". It's full of this clear, foul smelling (and tasting!) stuff that clings to my fur no matter how much I lick.
And I'm licking right now. Ugh. At least it's fun to watch the kittens; they get it more than I do. Hehehe. One of life's many pleasures is watching those little brats suffer.
The guinea pigs aren't bad, though. Just watch out for that smell.
On another note, have you seen the catnip? The humans have hidden it again.
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