After a long day of sleeping.....

I'm ready for a good night's rest. Until the kittens decide otherwise of course. My life is so difficult.

The Banes of My Existence

They're not even a year old yet. The black female is named Pippin, and the black and white male is refered to as Cavalier-Bob. They're evil, I tell you. You can see it in their eyes.

And for the record, I was in the chair first.

My Own Vacation. (By Me)

My humans decided to take a little mini vacation this weekend. WITHOUT ME. They don't bring me anyway, but it would be considerate to rescue me from those kittens once in a while.

So I've decided to plan my own vacation in a few easy steps:
1. Shred a piece of furniture beyond all recognition.
2. Put a magazine ad of Ikea next to Mom's coffee maker.
3. When the family goes to Ikea, hitchhike.
4. After arrival, sneak off to the bed section.
5. Find the model beds.
6. Hide under the covers and sleep.
7. When caught, escape and find family. (They wouldn't DARE leave without me!)
8. Go home.
9. Eat.
10. Sleep.

Now, for a good time to put the plan into action.......

Although this is NOT Ikea, it will do for now.

While the human's away.....

If you're expecting me to say "The cat will play", you're wrong. What I WILL say: The cat will sleep.
There. Suprise of the day.

Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me

The wisdom of my hero, Garfield, is a beautiful thing.

Oh. And then there's me. I'm Sargeant Tibbs Christopher Malone. Call me Tibbs. Everyone does. Either that or Fatty. But that's impolite.

This is a picture of one of my favorite people.......ME.

I was born in Japan, but I moved to the USA with my family a few years ago. So I understand "NO!" in two languages. Not many cats can say that. But then again, cats usually aren't too chatty.

Likes:
-Cat Food
-Naps
-Peanut Butter
-CATNIP
-Naps
-Scratches behind the ears
-Naps
-Soft blankets
-My humans (sometimes)
-Oh, did I mention naps?

Dislikes:
-Loud noises
-Those bothersome kittens
-Big dogs
-Medium dogs
-Little dogs
-Guinea pigs
-Late nights
-Angry humans
-Claw Clipping Day
-Baths
-People food (besides peanut butter)

This'll hold you while I sleep.